1000

   Ok so yesterday i decided i wanted to get back into blogging. I came up with four blog entrees. Whoopity doo. I realize I've been slacking. Three entrees in April? Seriously Jay come on. Then i realized that this blog would be number one thousand. I started the blog back in 2008 and i was proud we got to a thousand. Then i realized i have absolutely nothing to say, The one thousandth blog was going to be boring as hell. So i reached out to my Facebook friends. Would they be able to make any suggestions? Or would i be stuck with a blog where i just said the word blog a million times. Well let's see what my friends came up with.

Matt asked me--Have you written an entry about diarrhea yet?  Does the day job count Matt?

Geoff suggested-Why Aquaman is a badass.

      Hey I've blogged in the past about how much i loved the Peter David run of Aquaman back in the 90's. The whole,long hair, beard and hook hand era of Aquaman.  I was pissed when they switched him back to short hair and orange shirt Aquaman. He was back to being a joke. A joke that is until the Dc comics reboot that happened almost 2 years ago.  My favorite comic book writer Geoff Johns took over the title and he totally made Aquaman cool. As a matter of fact in the first issue of the reboot, Aquaman beat the shit out of a car and didn't blink. Go Arthur Curry!! His title was a reboot i really enjoyed. In comparison i am really hating the direction that Superman has taken and have stopped collecting it. I have every issue of Superman since 1986 so it wasn't an easy decision. Aquaman thank you for restoring my faith in characters who swim and kick ass.

What did my friend Kimmy bring to the table?   She said
Boobs and glasses? How the Leafs suck? Lol

  Ok i guess i got some 'splaining to do. I don't like The Toronto Maple Leafs. Yes i am Canadian and not a really big hockey fan, These crazy fans and their chant of Go Leafs, Go. It's insane. They haven't won a Stanley Cup since before i was born. That should say something. I am really old after all. They somehow made it into the play offs this year, This is the first time in a decade. Opened up my facebook and its all anyone is talking about. Geez.

  Guess i should explain boobs and glasses huh?  So about 15 years ago i worked at a hole called the Donut Diner. The midnight shift,selling coffee to drunks. It sucked. It was there that i became friends with Kimmy. She is a really cool and attractive friend of mine. Oh yeah she also liked flashing me and Kath. Not gonna lie-- it wasn't a horrible thing.It got me through many a shift. We still talk pretty openly to this day. A few weeks ago she put up a tasteful pic that was showing some cleavage and she was wearing  glasses. So i had to make a comment. It may have involved liking boobs and glasses. It was innocent. I kind of have a thing for women who wear glasses. Just ask Kath she'll back me up. I'm going to add a pic of Kimmy groping my wife for good measure.

Anyhow i guess that was an ok one thousandth entree. It could have been a whole lot worse. Hey its been a great ride. I'm thankful to people that are still reading and as always grateful to my friend Allison who convinced me to write my thoughts down for all to see. If i stay on track I'm sure i can get to Two thousand blog entrees before 2020.