jolly old saint douche

So I was watching the two great animated classics Santa Clause is coming to town and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Diana loves them and has been watching them constantly. Anyhow I've been watching them every year since i was a kid and realized for the first time that Santa is kind of portyayed as a douche. FIrst of all in santa Clause is coming to town all of the towns children are sad and depressed. All there toys have been taken away and all they do now is wash stockings. They're pretty much slaves. So Santa shows up after the kids have lost their toys and are scrubbing their hands raw cleaning the parents socks. He decides he will make more toys but then gets pissed off that the kids are sad and threatens to not bring the toys if the kids dont "get those sour looks off their faces." What an ass. I'd be like screw you Santa I hope the only thing you get for Christmas is the New Kids on The Block Christmas cd or a kick to your santa balls.


In Rudolph he's kind of racist. He shows up after Rudolph is born and is disgusted with Rudolphs red nose. In an effort to please Santa Rudolph is forced to wear a black fake nose. Doesnt matter that he sounds mildly retarded with the nose on as long as the fat man is happy. Then he's trying out for Santa's reindeer team. He sets the record and jumps the highest. Everyone loves him and Santa is impressed. Then his fake Rudolph nose falls off and Santa's attitude changes to " f you! you have a red nose you ain't gonna be on my team even though you were really impressive and the other reindeers cant jump to save their lives. Oh and further proof of what a prick he is. He makes the elves sing songs about him. One day the elves sing a song in his honour and he is clearly not impressed. Gee sorry they werent the Beatles Santa . Jolly old soul my ass