Well as we all know we finally got hit with snow really hard over the last few days. It started blowing around and coming down hard on Friday. Now a normal human being would have just stayed home but not the Stewart family! We had to start Christmas shopping on December 19th! Good news is we didnt die, However i had to shovel three times that day! I'm out of shape so i was huffing and puffing and sweating like Chris Farley on a summers day! This I'm sure contributed to the fact that I'm sicker than a dog and actually had to call in sick to work today. Those of you that have worked with me know this is a rare occurrence. I never call in sick as I enjoy getting a regular pay check. We went to Rochester for the weekend. We came home late last night after taking three and a half hours to get home From Rochester to Niagara Falls there was a bad storm. We drove maybe 20 miles an hour as couldnt see anything. It was in the car that i started to shiver and start to feel achy. So we finally get home and because we hadn't been there all weekend,our parking space was snowed in. I leapt out of the van and started shovelling as fast as i could. Just as i went to put the shovel away my body decided that it was time for me to blow chunks. If there ever was a sign that i wasnt going into work that was it. So now I'm missing out on 10 hours of pay. So to sum up if I may channel Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys for one moment, fuck you winter,fuck you snow , fuck you cold and fuck you pizza that came up after i finnished shovelling.
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