Anyone wanna work for me today?

Man i don't want to go in to work today. Any of my friends want to go in for me? I'll give u a dolla. I'll be your best friend. I have a bad feeling i'm going to be getting into trouble today. I think my manager over heard me telling a customer off and i think he might be grading me on the call. So fingers crossed i don't get written up. I'll post about it later as an update