watching insects fornicate

Another shitty Saturday of unruly customers has come to a close. I'd like to tell you about my favorite redneck of the day. He actually used the phrase "I'd pay 5.00 to watch flies screw." Then he asked me to schedule a technician to come to his house. I'm in the billing department so i'm not able to do that. I offered to get him a tech but instead he shouted into the phone 'you're an ass.' Then he hung up. Gosh i'm gonna miss these wonderful customers when i start taking cell phone calls.