Why is my stomach large?

I realized that i have a serious addiction. I need help. I am addicted to pumpkin flavored snacks. There are plenty of them this time of year. Everything from pumpkin donuts at Tim Hortons to Pumpkin muffins at 7-11 to Pumpkin shakes at Macdonalds. Not to mention pumpkin blizzards at Dairy Queen. October needs to be over before i get even fatter. Maybe i'll sneak out for a pumpkin donut. Tim Hortons is 2 minutes away!