Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Headache city

So got home from work not to long ago. What a day filled with some of the stupidest things I've ever heard as well as conspiracy theories and just a bunch of a-holes in general.

So i actually got yelled at for 10 minutes becasue i couldnt tell a guy what time it was in England. Really? He was pissed i didnt have that info available at my finger tips. And that's in my job description how? I'm gonna call my gas company tomorrow and ask when the new Tom Petty cd is coming out. If they don't know i think i will freak out.

Oh yeah a lady called disputing some porn. No one in her house would admit to ordering it. Hmm funny that on the day she left her sons alone for a whole day is when the movies were ordered. Next.


there was the dick that kept screaming in my ear that he wanted me to stop reading from a script. I seriously felt like screaming back "dude i wish i had a script." next

My personal favorite call of the day--a lady who wouldnt let me speak for 20 minutes. Kept repeating to me over and over that she wasnt trying to be rude. Guess what lady? You failed. You were very rude. She was pissed the bill went up a couple of dollars. She asked me: "Who's going to pay you if i die? You're not getting my life insurance." ok. Then she kept repeating "those damn rich people are making us poor people pay." Not sure what she meant there. oh and this gem :"the last rep i spoke to tried to convince me i was crazy. She pretended my phone was clicking." Yup thats what we do convince customers they are out of their mind. They don't need help with that.

I'm tired now. They drained me of all my energy. I'm gonna lay down on the couch and watch some Wiseguy reruns and eat pie. I can't wait to do it all again tomorrow.

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