Just another day at the office

Man today was awesome and funfilled. Yup you got me,I'm lying my face off, Lets take a look at some of my greatest hits today

Just looking at my notes from the day and i wrote down 2 words--deposit whore. Trying to remember what that was about. All the calls blend together after awhile. I'll have to come back to deposit whore

My next note says crazy porn lady. Oh yeah i remember her. She called in to dispute a porn that was ordered. I didnt feel like arguing so i credited without even looking at the charge and even helped her put a block on the account so it couldnt be done again. You'd figure that would be good enough right? Wrong. She wanted to know what time it was ordered. Unfortunately we dont have that just the day it was ordered on. We also didnt have an exact title for her. It came up as adult ten. She was getting mad at me for not having a title. I would have hapilly made up a title. I should have said edward penis hands or something. So she demanded a supervisor because she felt i hadnt done enough for her. May i remind that i credited and blocked. Sorry that was nothing apparently.

Son of a bitch still trying to remember deposit whore. Next.

oh yeah this prick called in about his mothers account. He wasnt authorized on account so i had to speak to his mother. Unfortunately she was senile and didnt know what she was talking about. Plus i needed her to veriffy the 4 digit code on the account. He said "why don't you give her the code and she can repeat it back to you." Um because it doesnt work that way. So he goes into a tirade about how his mother doesnt know anything and if i ask her questions she wont uncderstand. Then this douche of a human being goes on to do an imitation of his mother in a mentally challenged voice. I seriously hope a truck comes a long and hits him. I don't want him to die oer anything just cripled. What a stupid asshole for talking about his mother that way. I wanted to hang up on that ass hole so bad.

I just remembered who deposit whore was. So this bitch calls in and her service has been shut off because she hasnt paid the bill in like a million months. When the account was closed her original deposit was applied to the account to lower the final balance. SHe was pissed this happenned because she was going to get service re connected someday and didnt want to pay another deposit. The account was closed what were we suppossed to do with her stupid deposit? So then she demands a supervisor, I ask why and she states because i have offended her. I just want to say that i wasnt being sarcastic or anything and i was actually being quite nice to her. I ask what i did to to offend her and she says none of my business. Its all i could do to not scream out the c word. So i got her to a supervisor and they pretty much told her what i did word for word. Deposit whore.

Thats about all i can remember for now. Gonna go flop pn the couch now and watch some tv. Talk to you all soon