creepy porn bastard

Its official. There is a permanent full moon in the United States on Saturdays. The customers are twice as evil on that day. One lady had a beef with the technical department. I am not in the technical department so i tried too get her there. I was trying to be understanding and nice but then she told me to shut my mouth, A couple of times. I told her if this continued i would end the call. She told me to go ahead and do that and she would have my job. Well seeing as how i hadnt actually gone into her account yet and there was no proof of me talking to her--oops my finger accidently hit the release button.

Another call i was creeped out by. A guy complained cause one of the 3 pornos he ordered didnt play. Sp to get rid of him i applied a credit-no questions asked. Then he got creepy. Here's what he asked me.

"so why are the adult movies edited the way they are? Cause right at the end youre expecting something good to happen and then its cut. I don't wanna get graphic but they cut the best part. I'd really like to see an actuall final scene."

geez dude i dont know, I'm not the porn police. Obviously it doesnt bother you to much. You order like 10 a month. I could tell he really wanted to talk about money shots and what not so i rushed him through the end of the call.