Hey there. Just enjoying another awesome day off with Diana. Yesterday was not so awesome. I'm seriously convinced that there's a permanent full moon in America on the weekends. That's when all the craziest of crazy people call in. Doesnt help that we are seriously understaffed on Saturdays. So my favorite call this weekend came from a guy who had run up a bill to 2000 dollars due to all the wonderful adult films he had ordered. He has had the service since November and bounced all his payments. How he wasnt shut off yet is beyond me. He couldnt understand why he couldnt order any more movies until we recieved a payment that didnt bounce. Some of his previous movies ordered included, Asian Rod Riders, Black Bubble Butts 4 (i would be so lost,ive never seen part 1-3) and my Mom is a Slut. It's ok he ordered Hancock too. Now that i think about it maybe he thought that was a porn and ordered it by mistake.
Ny favorite quote of the day was
"Can you order me the Vegas movie with Adam Kirchner"
"I'm sorry I'm not sure who that is"
"He was on that 70's Show"
Anyhow tomorrow is day one of my new shift. I'll keep everyone informed on how it goes. Lets hope I don't kill anyone on the third 10 hour shift in a row.
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If you need help hiding the bodies let me know I got your back man!
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