Sunday, June 28, 2009

Mickey the gun toting, dirty dancing, pimp mouse



Hello friends. Just sitting here on Sunday. Diana is watching a Superman cartoon and Kath is napping. She's getting her rest because we're going to the drive in tonight. Going to see Up and Land of The Lost. Diana is really excited. I hopre that feeling lasts because last year we took her to see Kung Fu Panda and all she wanted to do was leave. This time she picked out her own snacks and says she cant wait to go. Should be cool. Plus you can't go wrong with Will Ferrell yelling at dinosaurs.

So here's the moment i know you have all been waiting for. The weekly "Jay bitches about the Saturday shift." Talked to some real winners yesterday. One guy was mad because i couldnt tell him which channel was the "everybody Loves Raymond" channel. Beats me. Is there a channel that plays nothing but Everybody Loves Raymond? That would be sad. On another call it sounded like someone was bopping their baloney. I kept hearing squishy sounds. It was kind of gross. Wasnt a fan. Are you curious about what cartoon was played on the big wall this week? It was the most f'ed up bunch of Mickey Mouse short cartoons ever. Here are a few of the things i saw--no joke.

1} In one scene Minnie Mouse was dancing around in a bra. I kid you not. She was dancing with Mickey Mouse who was wearing a big pimp hat with a feather in it. Oh and they were dirty Dancing together.

2} Later on in the same short this big fat dog guy grabbed Minnie,stuffed her in a bag and rode off. Later on Mickey saved her by stabbing the dog in the ass with a sword and cutting his pants off.

3) in the next short Donald Duck was playing the flute. Apparently he was bad because Mickey Mouse was really pissed off. He kept breaking Donalds flute and i think pulled a gun on him.

4) Mickey hit a button on a wall and a white liquid shot all over Donald. Next.

5) An elephant grabbed Pluto by the tail and pulled his butt into the air and then stared at his Pluto ass.

6) Donald was fighting little fire creatures that were walking around. oh and Pluto was dressed like the devil? So the Disney gang was in hell? Thats a lovely cartoon for children.

Thats all i can remember for the time being. It could have been worse. I thought for sure they were going to play Michael Jackson videos all day.


So actually its now Monday. Gonna finish up the blog i started yesterday. The drive in was awesome. It was pouring all the way there but it stopped right before the movies started. Up was a great movie. As far as Pixar movies go i would rank it up there with Wal-e and The Incredibles. Stupid movie made me tear up a bunch of times though. Diana loved it. She stayed quiet the whole time. She was even quiet for most of Land Of the Lost. She rocks!! Work sucked today as usual. What re you gonna do? Anyhow gonna go eat dinner and hang out with the fan. Talk tou you all later!

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