The Saturday hell report

Hey kids it was my favorite time of week again-work on a Saturday! Here are the highlights

Weekly cartoon that no one wanted to see:Disneys The Gummi Bear-didnt think anything could be worse than the Gilligans Island fest last week. As a matter of fact this weeks choice made Gilligan seem brilliant by comparrison. Whats next? Rubik and his amazing cube? My manager is in charge of the lovely saturday programing. He asked me if i had any requests. Yes how about leaving the lights on so i can do my work. Or Die Hard.

Funny porn titles of the week: Parisian Slut fest and Asian slut invasion. Guess those sluts have gone international.

Fastest supervisor request for a stupid reason: five minutes into my shift a lady asked for a supervisor. It seemed that she had an 11 day payment extention until May 22nd. It was may 23rd. She admitted to not making the payment even though she had arrangements. She couldnt understand why we shut her service off on the 23rd. Good times.

Best reason to want to cancel service: a guy called in and his credit card kept denying payments. Rather than call the credit card company to see what the problem was he tried to make a payment with me-on the same card. Of course it was declined therefore i had to hear a speach about what a horrible company i work with. He to asked for a supervisor but then hung up.

My day went like that for the whole ten hour shift and it never ceased being busy. Fun wow. After work went for a grocery run with Nicole and Kath and Diana. Not sure when i will get to go back to America as i need a passport so that may have been my last trip for awhile. Had fun though.Went to the cool Burger King over there and got a checkov and old Spock toy. No one has the Kirk toy so my collection may be incomplete. Oh well. I'll just pretend that the toys are after the movie Generations when Kirk died. Sometimes I'm such a nerd i amaze even myself.

Its actually Sunday. Just got back in after helping to clean the complex all day. Did a lot of raking and sweeping and hauling garbage to the bin. It got super hot and im sweating very badly, There was a big Barbeque afterwards. Took Diana and we had hamburgers and chips. I even had a beer. It was that hot. I totally pigged out and now i feel like a big sweaty whale. Oh well. I am starting a diet on Tuesady. Gonna try and Atkins again. I had pretty good luck with it last year. I just have to keep at it when summer is over. Oh also of note one of our idiot neighbors let his son drive his car in the parking lot today. What's wrong with that you may ask? The son is eight years old. John handed Diana his keys and asked if she could park his van.

Just cleaning the kitchen a bit and doing laundry and i think i'm retiring to the couch for the rest odf the afternoon. Luckilly theres a billion shows on the dvr for Diana if i do fall asleep.


I'm happy Kath and I both have tomorrow off. Have a lot to do though. Gonna start the day off with a haircut for Kath and then she is going to renew her drivers liscence. I think were getting an oil change for the van as well. Oh and a bit of grocery shopping. I think in the next few weeks i wanna take Diana back to happy Rolphs. I've always liked it out there and the goats are funny. Ok gonna pass out now. Hope everybody is having an awesome weekend. I may pop back in later for another update. Or i might not. Take care.