Monday, November 16, 2009

Apparently porn plots are something i now need to know to do my job

SO in ridiculous callers at work news. Saturday at work a lady called in to dispute a pay per view on her bill. The film was called public sex. The conversation went as follows:

Cust: what is this movie about?

me: I'm not sure but I'm assuming by the title its an adult movie.

cust: well what was the plot of it?

me: uh I'm not sure i don't have a listing of the plots of the movies we offer.

cust: well my son ordered this movie and before i yell at him i need to know the plot.

so at this point I'm thinking what do you need to know? Its a dirty dirty sex movie where people did the deed for money. Why can't you ask me about the other movie on your bill--Wolverine. I'm familliar with that one at least.

cust: if you can't tell me what the movie was about i want your supervisor.

Seriously? This was the dumbest reason ever to get a supervisor involved. Sorry i don't know what happenned in the porno your son ordered but how is my supervisor gonna know? So i get the supervisor on the phone and tell him the story and he says

supervisor: how the hell am i suppossed to know the plot of public sex? I'm going to assume its about people having sex in public.

Long story short he took the call and told him the same crap i did. You gotta love the customers.

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